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The Get-Okay Store

"Your one-stop shop for subsidized enlightenment."

Tier 1: "Grounded" Initiation Kit

The first step on the Slow-walk to Okay-ness. Includes a pin, digital assets, and the Secret.

$9.99 $7.50 (25% off!)

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Kirk Cameron's Perfect Grip Pin

Inspired by the legendary video, this pin celebrates the perfect grip required for spiritual revelation – and the faith's central tenet that we're free to make stuff up as needed to serve the sacred goal of $1,000,000 (after-tax).

$9.99

The Whole Movement

This is it. The big one. Purchase the entire Get-Okay movement, including all current and future tenets, the Grand Middle Manager's eternal loyalty, and the keys to the S.S. Inexpensive. Price is non-negotiable and after-tax.

$1,000,000.00