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The Change Log

"Documenting our journey to a more perfect 'Okay-ness'."

December 26, 2025

  • Confronted and engaged with necessary evil by posting our first Get-Okay video to TikTok, Instagram, and everyone's grandma's favorite Facebook. The possibilities are well defined but poorly understood.

December 24, 2025

  • Created the Holy FAQs page to answer the burning questions of our followers.
  • Re-sorted the navigation to create a more intuitive user experience with drop-down menus.
  • Moved the "Donate" page under the "Store" dropdown, creating a centralized commerce hub.
  • Created the "Change Log" page to document our progress.
  • Updated product images and descriptions on the store page to better reflect the spiritual value of our merchandise.
  • Created the "Donate" page to accelerate our path to the $1,000,000 (after-tax) goal.
  • Created the Tier 1 product page and linked it from the homepage.
  • Updated the Tiers of Enlightenment on the homepage to reflect the "Slow-walk to Okay-ness" rollout schedule.
  • Moved the PP Doctrine to its own page.
  • Created the Holy Ledger page to track our progress towards the sacred goal.
  • Created a CSV format for the tenets and the ledger.
  • Implemented the full text of the Tenets of Faith across the website.

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